Blue.

Blue.


Ganyan ka Blue.


Ganyan ka Blue-ming Lovelife ko ngayon.


Ahihihihi (parang high school lang na nilalanggam)


Huwag nyo na lang pansinin yung horns...baka naman sabihin nyo "HORNY" din ako.


Ahahahaha.

Sorry.

Sorry guys. I have done something very terrible.


I was out early this morning for a walk in the woods to hunt birds. Since it was my rest day, I have to do something which could relax my mind and de-stress me. So I took my hunting gears and went out early.


I was just about a kilometer away from my house when I spotted a bird in one of the trees. It was still dawn so I could not clearly see what it was but it was huge. It pretty looked like as big as an eagle.


So I positioned myself in the bushes. Took my bow and placed one arrow on it. Surely it was not aware of me as it was not moving that much. Maybe it was resting. I made sure that I can hit the target perfectly because there are no second chances in hunting.


I shoot.


I hit it just perfectly on the back and it went crashing on the ground. Wow! I was so happy. I ran as fast as I can to where it fell. However, I was damned and surprised when I saw it!

Sorry guys, di ko sinasadya...PROMISE! (Bwhahaha)

Single on Valentines.

Valentines Day is fast approaching. Kahit ngayon ko lang nalaman at narining sa buong buhay ko na may ganito palang celebration (bitter? bwahaha), gagawan ko pa rin ito ng isang espesyal na entry para sa aking mga dear readers at followers (5 lang ata, akin pa yung 4 na username dun para at least may nag fofollow. bwahahaha). O sa mga single (pareho ko) sa Valentines day, here are three reasons why being single is cool on V-day!


1) Tipid


Tamah! You've heard it right, TIPID! Tipid dahil hindi mo na kailangan bumili ng bulaklak na malalanta rin naman. Hindi mo na kailangan bumili ng chocolates na ipapakain lang naman sa mga mukhang baboy na mga kaibigan at pamangkin. pag nakita mo ngang kinakain ng pamangkin ng ka-relationship yung chocoloate na binigay mo, gusto mong isaksak pati box sa bibig (hahaha). And di mo na kailangan pang mag arrange ng dinner at manood ng sine. Malay mo may bomba pa yung sinehan, ok lang sana pag yung bomba ay hindi yung pumuputok...yung bombang nagpapaputok sa BF mo. hahahaha. Sa haba-haba man ng orasyon sa lecheng Valentines day na yan...sa kama pa rin kahantungan so wag ng mag inarte, jugjugan na kung jugjugan. May pa velntines-valentines epek pa! (hahaha. di talaga bitter no?)


2) Select and Collect


Oy bunggang bungga tong second reason. Pag single ka you can go on a date with anybody you like. You can select from the display (O parang nag shopping ka lang) and you can collect as much as you like. Kung marunong ka, dapat panindigan mo ang korona na nasa ulo mo at sunggaban na lahat. Si matipunong guard ba ng funeral parlor ang gusto mo at magkaroon ng chance na maka date sa pina ka "restful" na place...sa sementeryo. O si gwapong taxi driver ba ang trip mo para bawat "patak"(ng metro) ay swak! Pwede ring si matikas na tubero at wasakin mo tubo nyo sa bahay ng valentines day para at least makapunta siya at mapatikim sa iyo ang bagong tubo. Hahaha. O di ba? Pag may BF ka magagawa mo ba tong lahat...Hindi! Hindi! Waley! (ayyy galit?)


3) Drink, get wasted and tasted!


Eto pinakamatindi pag single ka on V-day. Pwede kang malasing at walang mag da-dialogue na "Honey, wag masyadong uminom". Pwede kang malasing hanggat gusto mo at maging wasted. So magiging wasted din lahat ng lalakeng makikipagsayaw sa iyo at syempre sila din ay mapapa saiyo (ang ganda mo teh!). At pag may alak at mga lalake sa equation ang kalalabasan ay sandamukal na taste sessions. O pag may BF ka matitikman mo lang isang putahe, pero pag single ka pwde kang magtayo ng karinderya! Bungga! Puuuurfect! Faaaabyuuuulous!


O ayan sa mga single na katulad ko. wag mag mukmuk and don't waste sulking in your room this V-day because as far as I am concerned, Valentines day is for US! May anniversary naman sa mga may ka relasyon ah..makisawsaw pah!. Hahahahaha      

PJ. (Part 1: Change of Mind. Change of Heart)

He is my bestfriend.


But it was not the case the first time we met. Back in the old days I was the King of our street. I command all the other children when it comes to playing and making friends. If I say not to befriend another person then all of our neighbors would do the same.The first time I saw him, he left an impression on me...a very bad impression. I thought he was mahangin!


His being a natural flirt with all our girl barkadas plus the boy-next door looks makes him a great THREAT to my throne. As a result, I started warning my friends never to befriend the guy. At one point, I even talked with some of the boys that we would beat him up one night. We never clicked the first time.


I thought it was animosity because I want to protect my turf but then when he started connecting with me, the constant visits to my house, the constant invitations to his house and his constant insistence that he wants to hang out with me..made me fall for him. Our being friends was so fast that sometimes we would isolate ourselves from the group and hang out with exclusivity. 


He came from a broken family and lives with his Lola far away from my place. He would just visit his mom and stepdad which is my neighbors during the weekends. At first we would feel excited about seeing each other during the weekends. The moment he steps into their house he would just leave his things behind and go directly to my place. My home became his home to as he was very well accepted by my parents. They would even consider him our youngest.


The weekends would be full for us. He would help with the chores and after that we would go around town doing crazy stuff. Our favorite was riding my bicycle and going past through a village where a lot of dogs can be found. We would let the dogs run after us. For a few weeks of being with him during weekends, it made me so happy and contented. Gone are the days when I would always hate the weekends as it would mean more household chores for me. When we were together I would totally forget my problems with our poverty, self-esteem and confusion (yes this early i knew something in me does not feel normal).


As the friendship grew deeper so as my attachment to this guy. Aside from being so happy to see him during weekends, it would also make me feel sad when he leaves for his Lola on Mondays. I would miss him a lot. It seemed like my world was revolving around him. Back then, he was the only reason for my purpose.

In a very short time, I changed the way I look at him from adversary to a bestfriend. This also changed the way I feel for him from a bestfriend to an inspiration. And at that instance I knew...

...that I already  fell for him.

Astronaut.

If I am an ASTRONAUT...

Can you be the MOON so that I can land on YOU?


Sheeeeeeezzzzy! Bwahaha

Silent Boy.

Yan ang pangalan niya sa planet romeo.


Nagkapadalhan ng message.


Nagkatext.


Nagkausap.


Nagkita.


Naginuman.


Nagkalasingan.


Nagkakulitan.


At may nangyaring kababalaghan...

Delayed.

This story happened a few months ago during one trip going to Manila.


"Attention dear passengers please be advised that Cebu Pacific 4:30 pm flight will be delayed due to plane maintenance problems"


"Shit". That was the first reaction that I had. This could not have happened if my fuckingly control freak boss have not asked me to take the last flight to Manila. I normally take the second to the last so that if things like this happens then I would still have a back-up plan.


I was getting restless and all the possible curse that I can imagine for my boss, I did already! Getting his balls in between his zippers (like There's something about Mary)...getting himself drown in the toilet bowl full of shit...or he suddenly trips in a construction site where he will hit his head in a nail in front of him (of course it was me preparing the nails. hahaha)


I was getting really upset. Around four hours of zigzagging bumpy road trip from where I work to the Airport is reason enough to be really upset! I was already in a bad mood when a yellow colored creature sat next to me. (parang commercial lang ng hotdog starring papa patrick garcia)


Then suddenly everything went bright...the sun went up and I can hear the bird singing. An angel just sat right next to me (nasa langit na ba aketch?). I took a good look at him, now since I want that moment to be captured forever...pasimple na rin akong nagnakaw ng pic. (paparazzi ang drama)


Eto siya o...

O di ba yummy na angel. I even imagined myself crawling up to him and making love (naks)... unadulterated loveeeee. At dahil nag sex kami (wag makialam fantasy ko to). malalaman ko nalang a few minutes after na...


Delayed ang period.....ayyyy....flight ko pala! Hahahaha. Nakakalow-kah!